MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
i met frank yesterday at vintage vinyl! genuinely one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met, super kind and patient with everyone there❤
if wrestling is fake, explain this
its not wrestling its anaconda by nicki minaj
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level